Beckham
I’m wearing David Beckham’s LA Galaxy shirt. I don’t know why I’m wearing a shirt from a dude who’salready 34, earns $5 million a year, yet his team is scrambling to get a win in Major League Soccer. And oh, he’s in Milan now on-loan playing with the likes of Kaka, Ronaldinho, and Alexander Pato. And their team captain is an aging 37 year old, Paolo Maldini.
It gets me to thinking about my similarities, if any, with Mr. Spice himself. Hmmmm.
1) Golden Balls.
Fans call him GOlden Balls, not because of his testicles, but for his ability to curve balls into the net. I can’t bend balls like Beckham, but sometimes I bend rules to fit me. And I’m sure good at weaving my way into life.
Great start for both players. Score: Becks, 1; Willy boy, 1.
2) He’s 34.
Hehe. He’s 34. But Good old David is still being recalled to the England team in his usual right midfield position, usually reserved for quick bats who run up and down the field. Thanks to his old Real Madrid coach, Now England boss, Don Fabio who earlier dropped Becks and recanted. I’m 27, yeah, but I still have a lot to prove not to mention a lot to earn.
Becks sends a magnificent long ball. Score: Becks 2, Willyboy 1
3) Beck’s got Spice.
Whoever’s not drooling about Posh Spice is not a man. And she all belongs to Becks, mini skirts and glossy lips and all. I’m still single, still waiting for the right time to get my own Posh back.
Becks pounds the wall with a direct to the balls. Becks 3, Willyboy 1
Well, I guess the man deserves the shirt, his pay, and his wife. i just have to contend myself with the sirt and hopefully be like him in some way. And I hope he won’t return to LA.
